...that the world has gone cuckoo bananas: George Bush has a Facebook page.
Speaking of FB, if you're not careful, you can get an inferiority complex. Write on your wall all you want, but when no one comments or "likes" it, you start feeling like a schmuck. What am I, chopped liver? I make a little joke, post a funny puppy video, and nothing! (These last two lines are much funnier if you imagine them in an old Jewish man's voice. Trust me.)