Thursday, April 21, 2011
get your affairs in order, or don't
OK, fine. I'll bite. I looked up their website. Sure enough, it has the look of a site set up by someone who read a used copy of Web Design for Dummies. "The bible guarantees it!" the homepage reads in red font. Does it? Is that right? Every copy of the bible mentions the date 5/21/2011? I call bullshit. I can't wait to see what this site posts on May 22nd.
Of course, they could be right. You never know. And if they are, here are all the things I won't have to worry if the world ends on May 21st:
1. Rent, for eternity
2. Doing laundry at the depressing laundromat across the street
3. Pumping gas
4. Listening to my dad tell me personal facts about people I don't give a shit about.
5. Paying my car registration due in June on my 18-year-old car. (89 bucks! Are you out of your minds, DMV?)
But, I doubt this Judgment Day thing. What's written in the bible never did much for me. Come on, May 21st? A Saturday? The end of the world would surely fall on a Monday, wouldn't it?