autocorrect this

I get why autocorrect mistakes are funny now. I could no longer ignore the chorus of "one of us! one of us!" so I bought myself an iPhone.

I mean, here are some favorites:

"sock" was autocorrected to "dick"
"watching the baby" autocorrected to "eating the baby"
"screwed" autocorrected to "s'mored"

That last one is interesting.  I didn't realize we'd started using s'more as a verb. 

Well, back to proofreading my texts...