What the hell do you do when you find yourself worrying about more than one person, and you only have a one-person capacity worry hopper? Er, that is, you don't quite have the capacity, strength or brain power to worry about both at the same time? You can think "hey, he/she is an adult and knows what he/she is doing. I got my own problems." Oh sure, those statements might be, in fact, true but they don't help much getting through a slow, quiet afternoon at work. I'm trying to make the most of my worrying time. I want to be a productive member of the American Society of Neurotics. (Hey, there could be one of those. You don't know.)
The ideas I've come up with so far are:
- Send the individuals in question "good vibes"
- Have a face-to-face confrontation with him/her in which I threaten to run around his/her places of business naked until they meet with my demands
- Cry, wring hankies, eat nothing but candy.
- Talk exclusively to the cats and pretend the larger "bald" cats I interact with are not speaking a language I understand.
Well, it's comforting to know that, at least during this indirect time of crisis, I can still generate bullshit lists.
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